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Dick's Last Resort

406 NAVARRO SANANTONIO, San Antonio, TX 78205

(210) 224-0026

2102240026

Avg Price: $ (Under $10)
Cuisine: American Barbecue Burgers

Dick's Last Resort Menu

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Dinner
ROUGHAGE HEALTHY ENUFF FER A WOMAN. BIG ENUFF FER A MAN
	1 2 3 4 5 CHOPPED SALAD SMOKED TURKEY, HAM, CUCUMBERS, ROASTED CORN, BLEU CHEEZ, TORTILLA STRIPS. ALMONDS ATOP GREENZ
	1 2 3 4 5 GRILLED CHICKY CAESAR SALAD FIGURE IT OUT, GENIUS
BUCKETS O GRUB DICK'S SEMI-FAMOUS, BIB-REQUIRED, SILVERWARE OPTIONAL. ALWAYS PRACTICE SAFE EATING USE CONDIMENTS. All Buckets Come with the 3 Major Food Groups: MEAT, FRIES & SLAW. MOST ITEMS AVAILABLE AT LUNCH FOR A REDUCED PRICE. YUPPIES, LAWYERS, SHRINERS & NEW YORKERS, PAY EXTRA!
	1 2 3 4 5 BUBBA DICK'S BBQ PORK RIBS 1/2 RACK $13.49, FULL RACK $17.99, RACK & A HALF $21.99
	1 2 3 4 5 PORK BONERZ KEEP LAUGHIN CHUCKLES, THEESE MEATY BBQ'D BABIES ARE THUMB-SUCKIN' GOOG!
	1 2 3 4 5 HALF-A-CHICKY 1/2 A HONEY-GLAZED ROASTED OR BBQ CHICKY
	1 2 3 4 5 FRY'D SHRIMPIES
	1 2 3 4 5 CRABBY CAKES
	1 2 3 4 5 GOLDY FRY'D CATFISH WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CATFISH & A LAWYER? ONE IS A BOTTOM DWELLING, SCUM-SUCKING SCAVENGER & THE OTHER IS A TASTY FISH
	1 2 3 4 5 CASE O' KING CRABS BUCKET O' STEAMED KING CRAB LEGS WITH GARLICK BUTTA
	1 2 3 4 5 RIB N' WINGS
DICK'S PICKS TRIED, TASTED, TESTED & TRUE.
	1 2 3 4 5 RIDE'M COWBOY RIB EYE 12 oz. USDA CHOICE. SMOTHER WITH MUSHROOSM AND ONIONS $1.99
	1 2 3 4 5 BOURBON GLAZED SALMON THERE'S NOTHIN JIM BEAM CAN'T MAKE BETTA! INCLUDING FRESH SALMON THAT'S DAZED. GLAZED & GRILLED JUST RITE.
	1 2 3 4 5 DOLLY PARTON A HEAVING PAIR OF GRILLED CHICKY BREASTS. SMOTHER WITH MUSHROOSM AND ONIONS $1.99
BOWL OVER ME
	1 2 3 4 5 BOWL O' CHOWDA & SIDE CAESAR OR LOADED GREENZ
	1 2 3 4 5 BOWL O' CHOWDA
	1 2 3 4 5 SIDE CAESAR OR LOADED GREENZ WITH ENTREE
CALORIE ALLEY
	1 2 3 4 5 MILE-HIGH PEANUT BUTTA PIE THREE FULL LAYERS THAT'R SMOOTH, SWEET & EASY TO SPREAD!
	1 2 3 4 5 EXTREME BROWNIE MELTDOWN A FUDGE BROWNIE WITH WALNUTS TOPPED WITH A WHOLE HERSHEY'S™ BAR, HERSHEY'S™ BAR, HERSHEY'S™ SYRUP. HEATH™ BAR CURNCH & ICE CREAM!
	1 2 3 4 5 NOT-YER-MAMA'S CHEEZCAKE RICH & CREAMY: THE STANDARD IN DECADENCE YUM!!
Lunch
BUCKETS O GRUB SILVERWARE OPTIONAL BIB REQUIRED. All Buckets Come with the 3 Major Food Groups: MEAT, FRIES & SLAW
	1 2 3 4 5 BUBBA DICK'S BBQ PORK RIBS 1/2 RACK $13.49, FULL RACK $18.49
	1 2 3 4 5 RIB N' WINGS BUCKET
	1 2 3 4 5 FRY'D SHRIMPIES
	1 2 3 4 5 GOLDY FRY'D CATFISH WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CATFISH & A LAWYER? ONE IS A BOTTOM DWELLING, SCUM-SUCKING SCAVENGER & THE OTHER IS A TASTY FISH
	1 2 3 4 5 CRABBY CAKES
DICK'S PICKS
	1 2 3 4 5 BOURBON GLAZED SALMON THERE'S NOTHIN' JIM BEAM CAN'T MAKE BETTA! INCLUDING FRESH SALMON THAT'S DAZED. GLAZED & GRILLED JUST RITE
	1 2 3 4 5 DOLLY PARTON A VOLUPTUOUS GRILLED CHICKY BREAST. SMOTHER THESE UP WITH SHROOMS & ONIONS $1.99
	1 2 3 4 5 LOVE ME TENDERS FRYD REGULAR OR BUFFALO CHICKEY TENDERS
	1 2 3 4 5 RIDE'M COWBOY RIB EYE 12OZ. USDA CHOICE. SMOTHER THESE UP WITH SHROOMS & ONIONS $1.99
CALORIE ALLEY
	1 2 3 4 5 MILE-HIGH PEANUT BUTTA PIE THREE FULL LAYERS THAT'R SMOOTH, SWEET & EASY TO SPREAD!
	1 2 3 4 5 EXTREME BROWNIE MELTDOWN A FUDGE BROWNIE WITH WALNUTS TOPPED WITH A WHOLE HERSHEY'S™ BAR, HERSHEY'S™ BAR, HERSHEY'S™ SYRUP. HEATH™ BAR CURNCH & ICE CREAM!
	1 2 3 4 5 NOT-YER-MAMA'S CHEEZCAKE RICH & CREAMY: THE STANDARD IN DECADENCE YUM!!
BEVERAGES
	1 2 3 4 5 Coca Cola
	1 2 3 4 5 Diet Coke
	1 2 3 4 5 Sprite
	1 2 3 4 5 Heinz
	1 2 3 4 5 Lamb Weston
	1 2 3 4 5 HERSHEYS
	1 2 3 4 5 Ranch
BIG-ASS BURGERS 1/2 Pound. ALL BURGERS OVERCOOKED TO MEDIUM UNLESS YOU TELL US OTHERWISE. YES, YES EVERTHING COMES WITH FRYS.
	1 2 3 4 5 BACON CHEDDAR YA SEE THERE'S BACON, THEN THERE'S CHEDDAR, I JUST WASTED TIME TYPING THAT.
	1 2 3 4 5 CHEEZY BURGER ALL THE FIXINS PLUS YER CHOICE OF AMERICAN, SWISS, CHEDDAR OR PEPPER JACK.
	1 2 3 4 5 SHROOMS N' SWISS YOU DON'T REALLY NEED ME TO SPELL THIS OUT DO YOU?
	1 2 3 4 5 THE BIG KAHUNA A YUMMY SMOKED HICKORY SAUCE OVER CHEDDAR CHEEZ, CARAMELIZED ONIONS. GRILLED MILD PEPPERS, BACON & TOMATER.
	1 2 3 4 5 GOREMAY BURGER BLEU & SWISS CHEEZED. DIJON CREOLE MUSTARD. ROMANE LETTUCE, CARAMELIZED ONIONS. CAPER MAYO AND TOMATERS. IN NO WAY DOES THIS BURGER SUPPORT AL GORE OR GLOBAL WARMING
SAMWICHES
	1 2 3 4 5 DICK'S BIG PIG PULLED PORK TOPPED WITH BBQ SAUCE & SLAW.
	1 2 3 4 5 THAT'S A WRAP SMOKED TURKEY BREAST TUCKED N' ROLLED IN A TORTILLA WITH BACON, SWISS CHEEZ & VEGGIES.
	1 2 3 4 5 MARINATED SWISS CHICKEY SAMMICH A JUICY CHICKY BREAST BASTED IN DICK'S SAVORY MARINAED & SMOTHERED WITH MELTED SWISS CHEEZ. ADD BACON FER ONLY $0.99
	1 2 3 4 5 BUFFALO RANCH CHICKY SAMMICH FRY'D CHICKEY BREAST WITH BUFFALO SAUCE & TOPPED WITH RANCH DRESSING.
	1 2 3 4 5 THE BIG CLUCKER BUILD YER OWN CHICKEY SAMMICH. YER CHOICE OF: GRILLED. FRY'D, CAJUN. PICK YER CHEEZ: AMERICAN, SWISS, CHEDDAR, PEPPER JACK, ADD BACON FER ONLY $0.99
ROUGHAGE
	1 2 3 4 5 GRILLED CHICKY CAESAR SALAD IF YOU CAN’T FIGURE THIS OUT BY THE TITLE PUT DOWN YOUR FORK & CAREFULLY PASS YER KNIFE TO THE SERVER.
	1 2 3 4 5 CHOPPED SALAD SMOKED TURKEY. HAM, CUCUMBERS, ROASTED CORN, BLEU CHEEZ, TORTILLA STRIPS & ALMONDS ATOP GREENZ.
	1 2 3 4 5 BUFFALO CHICKY SALAD TORTILLA TRIPS, CUCUMBERS, BLEU CHEEZ & PICO-DE-GALLO OVER MIXED GREENS.
BOWL OVER ME
	1 2 3 4 5 BOWL O' CHOWDA & SIDE CAESAR OR LOADED GREENZ
	1 2 3 4 5 BOWL O' CHOWDA
	1 2 3 4 5 SIDE CAESAR OR LOADED GREENZ WITH ENTREE
Menu
Finger Food
	1 2 3 4 5 DICK'S SAMPLA PLATA (SERVES 4-6), CHICKEY TENDERS, BUFFALO WINGS, CHEEZ STICKS, FRY'D SHRIMPIES
	1 2 3 4 5 CRABBY BALLS 10 BIG BALLS OF REAL CRAB MEAT FRY'D TIL GOLDY BROWN. SERVED WITH FRIES & SMOKY CHIPOTLE DIPPIN' SAUCE.
	1 2 3 4 5 GATOR BITES DAT DER BE DEEP FRY'D ALLIGATOR, BABY! SERVED WITH CHIPOTLE RANCH FER DIPPIN. OH, GO AHEAD & TRYEM YA SISSY!
	1 2 3 4 5 DRUNKEN SHRIMP COCKTAIL A BUCKET O' TENDER EZ PEEL-N'-EAT SHRIMPIES SIMMERED IN BEER & SEASONINGS & SERVED CHILLED: 1/2 LB $8.99, FULL LB. $14.99
	1 2 3 4 5 STAKEHOUSE O' RINGS A BUCKET O' GIANT, HANDMADE, THICK-CUT RINGS WITH A ZING!
	1 2 3 4 5 MOTHA CLUCKIN' GOOD CHICKY WINGS SLATHERED UP IN BUFFALO OR BUBBA'S BBQ SAUCE: BASKET O' WINGS - $8.99, BUCKET O' WINGS - $13.49
	1 2 3 4 5 FRY'D GREEN BEENZ LIKE YOU WISH YER MADE'EM. LET'S FACE IT, EVERYTHING'S BETTER FRY'D.
	1 2 3 4 5 THREE LIL PIGS 3 PULLED PORK SLIDERS JUST THE RITE SIZE TO SCRATCH YER OINKIN' ITCH! SERVED WITH COLE SLAW.
	1 2 3 4 5 LOVE ME TENDERS OUR CHICKY TENDERS ARE STRIPPED WHIPPED & HAND-DIPPED & THEY LIKE IT! FRY'D YER WAY: REGULAR, BBQ OR BUFFALO.
	1 2 3 4 5 MACHO NACHOS A GINORMOUS HEAP LOADED Q/ TEQUILA QUESO, CHILI, JALAPENOS, SOUR CREAM & MUCH, MUCH MO. GO ALL THE WAY & ADD CHIKIN $1.99
	1 2 3 4 5 TEQILA QUESO CON CARNE MUSHO SUPREMO IT'S CHEEZ & CHILI DIP, EL STUPIDO!
	1 2 3 4 5 CHEEZ STICKS OOEY, GOOEY FRY'D GOODNESS, AIN'T NOTHIN' WRONG WITH THAT!
CALORIE ALLEY MADE EVERYDAY IN THE BACK BY DICK'S FANCY-PANTS CHEFS
	1 2 3 4 5 NOT-YER-MAMA'S CHEEZCAKE RICH & CREAMY: THE STANDARD IN DECADENCE YUM!!
	1 2 3 4 5 MILE-HIGH PEANUT BUTTA PIE THREE FULL LAYERS THAT'R SMOOTH, SWEET & WON'T STICK TO THE ROOF OF YER MOUTH.
	1 2 3 4 5 EXTREME BROWNIE MELTDOWN A FUDGE BROWNIE WITH WALNUTS TOPPED WITH A WHOLE HERSHEY'S™ BAR, HERSHEY'S™ BAR, HERSHEY'S™ SYRUP. HEATH™ BAR CURNCH & ICE CREAM NUFF SAID.
DRINKS
	1 2 3 4 5 DICK'S LEMONADE STOLI UTROS with fresh Squeezed lemons, Limes & Oranges.
	1 2 3 4 5 MOJITO SUPREMO BACARDI LIGHT Rum Mixed Fresh Squeezed limes, Mint & Sugar.
	1 2 3 4 5 BLUEBERRY MOJITO STOLI BLUEBERI with Fresh Squeezed Limes. Mint & Sugar.
	1 2 3 4 5 SOCO HELLUVA HURRICANE The Big Easy Fav-o-rite! Made with SOUTHERN COMFORT.
	1 2 3 4 5 ALASKAN CHIHUAHUA KAHLUA. STOLI. Cream & Coke. Nothing at all like the Colorado Bulldog. wink, wink.
	1 2 3 4 5 FROZEN MARGARITA SAUZA GOLD Tequila, Triple Sec and Sweet n Sour Mix but you knew that.
	1 2 3 4 5 STRAWBERRY DAIQUIRI A Frozen Blend of BACARDI Rum and Strawberries not even we could screw it up.
	1 2 3 4 5 PINA COLADA A Frozen Blend of MALIBU Rum, COCO LOPEZ and Tropical Friut Juices.
	1 2 3 4 5 RAZZ-SICKLE A Frozen Blend of STOLI RAZBERI. Raspberry Liquevr and Lemonade Flavas.
	1 2 3 4 5 KILLA-RITA TECHNICALLY, THEY PLEAD DOWN TO MANSLAUGHTER BUT THAT DIDN'T SOUND AS COOL. PREMIUM TEZON BLANCO TEQUILA BLENDED WITH LIME JUICE AND BLUE CURACAO.
	1 2 3 4 5 Stoli MARTINI The Classic Top Shelf with STOLI VODKA
Ka'Mana Wana Lie-a ADD $2.50 AND TAKE HOME THE SUPER-COOL KEEPER GLASS!
	1 2 3 4 5 MALIBU Banana Rum
	1 2 3 4 5 Peach Schnapps
	1 2 3 4 5 Blue Caracao and Tropical
	1 2 3 4 5 Fruit Juices on The Rocks!

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